you wannna know somethin...

i found something out today...Im a retard!
I have no friends no one...WHO AM I KIDDING....im the most popular girl in the world! once again not! but i do rock your socks off!

You know i really liked miley cyrus before but now im really dissapointed! i know shes tries to get away from you know....HANNAH MONTANA...but still i meand you dont wear underwear when you sing, well actually you do but what i meen is only UNDERWEAR! you get it only tu comprendo??

Im in love with myself

you know im in love with .....myself! im so gorgeus and cool and amazing and fun and you know what lets shut me up cos i have no idea what im talking about!

so....yeah this is eliza a.k.a the real person's name is not available.

you know my parents are making me go to this really weird boarding school called panama society waylon boarding academy! not ! they dont want me to go to boarding school even though im begging! plus there's no school called panama society waylon boarding academy even thogh it would be riges if there was one ( Ri-jess i like that word riges,riges,RIGESSSSS! )
so yeah this is so totally riges...

if you think im cool,riges, or so mentally challenged or none of the above then well become a follower. and if you dont think any of those things then i hate you...but still become a follower!

i love myself...once again HAS NO IDEA WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!

I wanna be famous

hey everyone this is Farah Cullen blogging!
im farah but here in my getaway im known as Eliza Cullen Black Swan.
Yes, i am obsessed with twilight. Got a problem with that???

you know....

I wanna be famous. but the only problem is everyone thats famous is considered gay! sheesh kebabs! ( this is eliza not farah ) you know i meen, jonas brothers...gay? justin bieber....gay??
Travis Garland....gay???? Ben10....Gay???? this world is totally unfair! I meen ELIZA CULLEN....GAY????? nooooooooo so i decided im not gonna be famous + anyway im a girl and you cant be a gay unless your a dude right! or the happy gay ( another meaning )

This morning in my grand estate in the middle of no-where-near-stardom-not-in-hollywood, i was crying my eyes out, listening to sad music while eating fattening ice cream! you wanna know why! well because i BROKE a NAIL! noooooo...im kidding...I cried because my BFF said that everyone is prettier than me even my pet rat kookoo poo! ahahahhahahahhahahahah not!